ME: what strain are we smoking FRIEND: it’s called Hapsburg Gas. One hit’s supposed to make you feel like the master of all Europe ME: i dunno, we’re about a bowl in and I don’t feel shit FRIEND, FIVE MINUTES LATER: dude. You have a single testicle, black as coal, and your head is full of water. Is that normal for you ME, STRUGGLING TO STAND UPRIGHT OVER THE WEIGHT OF MY JAW: Do you have. My cousin’s number
“Dont drink coffee after 2 PM” is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.
“OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I’ll be up all night” sounds like a skill issue
Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
so this post has been going round today. don’t want to pick on the op at all but every time someone tries to use new coke as a some kind of parable or analogy I feel an electric thrill of schadenfreude because oh my god, what a pandora’s box, you have no idea the level of interpretive ambiguity you are unleashing. let’s do it bro, let’s be resistant readers
“Stalin’s merits and mistakes are matters of historical, objective reality. A comparison of the two shows that his merits outweighed his faults. He was primarily correct, and his faults were secondary. […] Therefore, when Stalin’s errors are being correctly appraised, criticized and overcome, it is necessary to safeguard what was primary in Stalin’s life, to safeguard Marxism-Leninism, which he defended and developed.”
ALT
